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bonkalore: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT

otterlybootyful: so i’ve decided that if i plan on doing an actually semi long photo shoot, i should avoid putting the plug in before starting, because once it goes in i just cant do much, except maybe moan a bit

em-muh: dog-drool: drtanner: ravenhallow: despairhero: WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. oh noooooo This

i didn’t actually have sex 2day. because SOME PEOPLE cant remember to get up and go to work >:(

Can I stop getting all these fucking webcam spambots on skype?!I have to accept everyone of these because one of them might actually be a client sometimes! cant take chances but I can waste my fucking time!/rant over

omg I cant even begin to think about dirk/jake because erisolsprite and jake are too perfect

hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get

pulmonary-poultry: lordfeederdinkle: trilllizard666: tangobunny: fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon.

jimkamnoon: cishets: men have xy chromosomes and women have xx chromosomes thats just HOW IT IS you cant change your gender!!!1!1 science has spoken!!!1 science: actually there are xy women who only appear female because they never developed receptors

studies and polls. i cant give specifics on my bullshit statistics because that would require actual research and time invested instead of just parroting whatever bullshit i can. even if what youre saying is hateful, most people would be willing to give

cleffafairy: cishets: men have xy chromosomes and women have xx chromosomes thats just HOW IT IS you cant change your gender!!!1!1 science has spoken!!!1 science: actually there are xy women who only appear female because they never developed receptors

fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon. Shit i’ve read. -every one possesses a form of psychic willpower

I have hope or I am nothing

larryteam: DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THAT DEFAULT MOVIE THEY GO TO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO WATCH ONE BUT CANT THINK OF WHAT O WATCH SO THEY JUST GO WATCH THAT /ONE/

elasticitymudflap: i just realized something homura isnt narrowing her gaze all the time because she’s harddened herself to pain and has to be a cool hardcore girl to save madoka she stopped wearing her fucking glasses she actually just cant see shit

jawns-striped-sweater: ifyoucarryonthisway: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner

time-crisis: neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has

bonkalore: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT

latenighthush: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT RT IF RELATABLE RT BECAUSE THIS WAS ME ALL YESTERDAY

kindahornyart: dankodeadzone: Quick sketch between rewards. This is all @kindahornyart‘s fault. I hope Jenny keeps being a poser because if this is what we can expect from her, sign me the fuck up. I cant believe you guys. Is this gonna be an actual

pulmonary-poultry: lordfeederdinkle: trilllizard666: tangobunny: fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon.

ifyoucarryonthisway: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms

neggpuncher: tracked tags now show the most popular posts which means if you track a tag for new posts you actually cant see any new posts because the same popular posts are only displayed making tracking tags 100% redundant tumblr has literally just

troylerings: do you know what I hate I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HEADACHE OR THAT YOU ARE TIRED AND PEOPLE SAY “it’s because you spend too much time on the internet” ACTUALLY NO MAYBE ITS BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT LIFE AND I CANT SLEEP

omigosh so much work to do. -10 hour shift today, -5 hour shift tomorrow-homework includes institutional review board training for my research methods class which you know i put off to the last minutes but that can take 4-6 hours-vendors with partial

konny-kon: oohelmerpi: dekutree: allonsy-sherlock: hip-hop-lifestyle: nostalgia64: therealflashette: I got a migraine and threw up because of this i cant sleep cause of this now what this is actually really interesting but then again it’s

strampunch: funnygamememes: fatninjawalrus: funnygamememes: That one teammate that takes multiplayer too far. lmfao I’m actually dying hit the deck HIT THE DEEEECK AHHHHHH FLASH I CANT SEE ANYTHING OH MY GOD “Just because I got married doesn’t

peachdeluxe: zephirumzero: egalitarian-vanguard: peachdeluxe: i cant breathe There is an actual theory, because Tori is a bit of an idiot with story telling, that Goku and the rest use their Ki to make barriers around themselves, however this is only

jawns-striped-sweater: ifyoucarryonthisway: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner

oohelmerpi: dekutree: allonsy-sherlock: hip-hop-lifestyle: nostalgia64: therealflashette: I got a migraine and threw up because of this i cant sleep cause of this now what this is actually really interesting but then again it’s 4am and im

zombiemovies: i look at n00dz a fair share and tbh sometimes i cant even believe that babies can actually come out of vaginas because babies are gross and vaginas are glorious. ♥

sn4kepit: people who hate on nudity are the worst, most of the time the only reason they do it is because they cant stand their own body or worse, they actually believe that the more skin you show,the less you are worth.

targuzzler: mcdonaldguy: targuzzler: why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can eat lava actually! but only once i only read the first part of your response because it was so good i didnt need to see the rest. thank you so much

adderallbabydoll:bornofbenzos:bornofbenzos: I cant actually remember how much is here but i do know theres 1&2mg etizolam, 1&2mg diclazepam and 4&8mg flubromazepam. I wish I never uploaded this picture because everything someone reblogs

crashingyourmode: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats

bonkalore: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT

targuzzler: mcdonaldguy: targuzzler: why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can eat lava actually! but only once i only read the first part of your response because it was so good i didnt need to see the rest. thank you so much

skiinnyy-lovee: distraction: accurate Very accurate i actually kinda cant wait to go to florida because one night im going to slee over my friends and im going to get so drunk i forget how much i hate myself

dont get me wrong, i LOVE my new tattoo to death. and i wanted it on my back for the right meaning but it sucks the biggest ass because i cant actually SEE it. all i can do is see it in the mirror…backwards. or with two mirrors -.- /: its so damn

update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isn’t use to pole after three weeks and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my finger

supremeporn: because i cant post this on my actual blog l o l

princessaftbh: i just want someone to kiss me and stop and look at me because they cant believe they are actually kissing me

turntech-bowman: i really like the idea that dave walks p much everywhere because karkat cant fly and it gets to the point where he almost actually forgets he can fly so roxy is one day like “YEAH lets jump off this CANYON its gonna be lit” and daves

latenighthush: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT RT IF RELATABLE RT BECAUSE THIS WAS ME ALL YESTERDAY .

concave-soul: fightingdem0ns: cant-escape-the-darkside: mlssed: gently—fading: sue-eh-side: i-wont-wait-forever: crimson-cuts: crimson-cuts: this actually makes me feel sick to the stomach, how can someone stop loving someone because they’re

mylifeaskriz: populations: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM ya i do this i don’t because girls

faggot: i am so tired but i cant sleep because my bed has piles of clothes on it I actually have this problem often.

princessaftbh: i just want someone to kiss me and stop and look at me because they cant believe they are actually kissing me

thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY

eyjoey: I CANT i’m too nervous when drawing humans omfg //wheezestoo outside my comfort zone…but still i want to finish this (actually started it last month) because I just love them a lot ok ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ monochrome 5ever!

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